WHY GIRLS GO WILD ABOUT THE 50 SHADES OF GREY MOVIE?!
Who cares about Valentine’s Day when 50 SHADES OF GREY is coming to the movies this week?!!!! Although, no one really knows why it is being released right before THE supposedly most romantic day of the year (honestly, which guy wants to compete with someone who has his own plane and a “chamber of secrets” full of fancy and fun stuff)? Whatever…
Some claim 50 SHADES OF GREY of the British author E.L. James to be THE most erotic romance trilogy of all times. Others could barely make it through the three books without falling asleep due to all that cheesy dialogs going on. Even though the books might not be a masterpiece from a literary point of view (what might have made it a bit of a drag struggling through the three of them), nobody seems to get enough of the love and erotic scenes featuring sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM). Whooohaaaaa!! Something a bit off the beaten paths of what most of us usually do when we get some WE-TIME with our husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover…
E.L. James obviously did a great job building up this dark fairy-tale that keeps us girls dreaming about our own Christian Grey. This handsome man who takes us high up in the sky with his magical plane just to get us all cuffed up afterwards in this mysteries “chamber”. When rumours had it that a movie was about to come out, girls just went crazy about that idea and couldn’t wait until 50 SHADES OF GREY would finally go FULL SCREEN!
The countdown is running, ladies! And here are 9 REASONS WHY …
… COOL KATS ARE CRAZY ABOUT THE 50 SHADES OF GREY MOVIE:
1. Half of us were obsessed with the books…
2. …while the other half just never made it through all of them (but still, we wanna knoooow what’s going on – as usual)!
3. We want to see Christian Grey ripping off his clothes!
4. …yeeahhh, give us that look!!
5. BAAAAAMM!! That guy just makes us looooose our minds!
6. He is so sexy that even THE HOFF as Superman looks boring next him!
7. …well that does not so much apply to Jon Bon Jovi … he’s still our No.1! 😉
8. ENLIGHTEN US! WE simply want to be ANASTASIA STEELE! Is this too much to ask for?
9. Yooooo, Hiiiigh five, everyone!! That movie is going to be just aaawesome!
Ladieees, sit back, relax and enjoy! Here’re your ticket-offices in Vienna / Montréal!
Love, Yours Kats
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